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2025-03-25 10:35 pm
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What is the hunger games and why is Paige texting me about  how similar I am to an edible plant?
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2024-11-29 06:39 pm

Family Time!

 Welcome one and all to another thrilling rendition of "SAMMY! WHY ARE YOU POSTING THAT I LOOK GROSS!" 
A mirror selfie of Sam and Joelle both wearing sunglasses.A picture of Sam and Joelle on a city street.  (photo credit to Clint for this one)
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2024-11-26 03:38 pm

Guthrie Invasion Imminent

Siblings arrive tomorrow morning. 
Please be patient. None of them have ever been this far north or in such a populated area before, and the only mutants in our hometown live here now. They're going to gape- it's not a judgement thing it's more they've never seen life like this before outside movies and pictures.
Thank you all for attempting to be chill about the sudden influx of Appalachian teenagers. Much appreciated.
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2024-11-11 03:39 pm

Thanksgiving?

 So....hypothetically speaking- if I were to bring the family Guthrie up here for Thanksgiving (just younger siblings no cousins or Lucinda) could y'all like....promise to be real cool about a lot of stuff? 
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2024-10-22 08:49 pm

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 So....should I be offended that my siblings forgot my birthday or.......
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2024-10-06 07:26 pm

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 how the FUCK did I "play favorites" at the 3-legged race when my siblings didn't even fucking win? 
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2024-06-16 11:34 am

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 Seein videos of the crowds gettin pulled by queer artists in Louisville and it’s an odd feelin.
Gettin chills watchin folks stand on bridges just to be near Chappel Roan in Louisville and then immediately thinkin bout Cumberland….
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2024-04-02 05:13 pm

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Hey, anyone under 30 wanna help me plan somethin'? The somethin' will include free food and alcohol for those 21+ ;)
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2024-02-05 08:12 pm

Music Suggestions?

 So.....in an effort to combat the excessive amounts of blues music in my suite right now- I have decided to try to get back into rock music after a.....7 year hiatus from that genre (thank you Miss Dolly Parton)

Anyone got suggestions on the stuff I've missed? 

And if any of y'all suggest "Sam" by Lila Cheney we ain't friends no more, that shit's overplayed and I'm sick of hearin' it
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2024-01-28 07:03 pm

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Feelin a mite put out that y’all didn’t clue me into the whole buyin groceries places other than dollar general thing 
Grocery stores are wild I may never go back 
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2024-01-12 03:18 pm
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Broke My Phone

 Hi all. 

My phone broke so if you need me for any reason please shoot me an email. 

Thanks!
 

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2024-01-08 03:32 pm

Post Disaster Meals

Given that my brother and I ain't injured, we're gonna be fixin' food for folks.
Jay's workin' on ham and cheese melts (and grilled cheese for the folks that can't eat ham) and we'll figure out somethin' to put in a crockpot for supper!
If anyone's up, able, and willin to bring food to the injured or those who won't leave a bedside please let us know and we'll get a plate set up to go!
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2023-12-22 02:01 pm

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MY BABY SISTER GOT INTO COLUMBIA
FUCKING COLUMBIA
SHE'S GONNA BE A DOCTOR
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2023-12-20 09:51 pm

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Heading for Kentucky in like……. 3-4 hours….. for once nothin’ but good news from home. Can’t wait!
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2023-12-06 06:54 pm
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 if you saw me running down the hallway with a plate of ham
I will NOT be taking questions at this time 
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2023-07-28 11:12 pm

Text to Clint Barton

[1/2] Hi, it's Sam. The bartender from Kirby's?
[2/2] Did you mean to give me your number?