Guthrie Invasion Imminent

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Siblings arrive tomorrow morning. 
Please be patient. None of them have ever been this far north or in such a populated area before, and the only mutants in our hometown live here now. They're going to gape- it's not a judgement thing it's more they've never seen life like this before outside movies and pictures.
Thank you all for attempting to be chill about the sudden influx of Appalachian teenagers. Much appreciated.

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[xp_longshot]

Ready and willing to play tour guide and host if needed. It'll be great to see all of them again. 😎

[xp_cannonball]

I think the twins especially would love a tour. I'm pretty sure Lewis thought you were cool.

[xp_longshot]

So you're not positive. Note received, I can go harder.

[xp_cannonball]

Lewis is a 12 year old boy, his interests change so fast I can't hardly keep up- I wish you luck on your mission

[xp_bright]

Like my age teenagers? Because that could be cool. I’m happy to show them around? Do they like horses?

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2- 12 year olds (Lewis and Cissie)
1- 15 year old (Jebediah)
1- 16 year old (Joelle)
1- 18 year old (Elizabeth)

We ain’t really…horse folk, don’t got the money for it but we all love animals and know our way around a barn

[xp_darcy]

Awww, I'm gonna miss out meeting the rest of the Guthries? That's a shame.

[xp_cannonball]

Not to worry, there are no emergencies this time, so I'll remember to post pictures!

[xp_darcy]

Well now you've gone and jinxed it.

[xp_cannonball]

I'm pretty sure holiday emergencies only happen in KY for us actually
town's cursed or somethin'

[xp_darcy]

From your fingertips to the eyes of a benign deity, then.

[xp_cypher]

How many am I likely to wind up having adopted as per the bylaws of the Elder Sibling Union, Westchester Local? ;-)

[xp_cannonball]

.....possibly the youngest three? (Jeb, Lewis, Cissie)

[xp_cypher]

I mean, I've also semi-adopted the three that live here already, maybe I can get the entire box set.

[xp_lusized]

I won't promise not to flirt with the oldest one, but I will promise to do a food tour if you wanna take them to go eat 12.7 things they've never eaten.

also might be able to score Wicked tickets, they'll be terrible seats but I might know a guy who knows a gal who slept with a gal who sold things I can't talk about on here

[xp_cannonball]

I mean... Lizzie's in college on a softball scholarship
I can't say for certain she's battin fer yer team but also she's on a softball scholarship

[xp_lusized]

Well she's batting for someone's team! :)

[xp_talon]

Is this the time to be cool about stuff now?

[xp_cannonball]

Yes! Thank you Laura!

[xp_jubilee]

Well try not to be too strange, hayseed but I can’t promise it. There’s always something going on.