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[xp_cannonball]

 how the FUCK did I "play favorites" at the 3-legged race when my siblings didn't even fucking win? 

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[xp_husk]

Convenient excuse

[xp_cannonball]

you weren't even AT the three legged race, stay in yer lane

[xp_loa]

We are startin a swear jar, I think together you and I could bank roll one of the kids college funds 😩

[xp_cannonball]

I think we'd have to teach Hopers how to read first....
Although we could probably bankroll Elle or Jeb....

[xp_spectrum]

Who's accusing you of that? I was watching and everything seemed legit and above-board!

[xp_cannonball]

THANK YOU NICA (also remember how literally a year ago we said we'd get coffee and then didn't? We should actually go do that sometime)

[xp_spectrum]

YOU'RE WELCOME, SAM. (and yes, we totally should do that)