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[xp_cannonball]

 if you saw me running down the hallway with a plate of ham
I will NOT be taking questions at this time 

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[xp_darcy]

if you at least had your underwear on, i promise it isn't the weirdest thing any of us have ever seen. i'm not saying you look weird without underwear but i am saying that some people are bad about putting on clothing before they raid the communal kitchen at 3am, and sometimes the combination of naked + midnight snacks does start looking a little weird.

i have questions, but it's mostly wondering how you managed to get a plate of ham down the hall without sharon finding you and filching some of it

[xp_daredevil]

attack me why don't you

[xp_darcy]

When did you start raiding the communal kitchen in the nude???

[xp_daredevil]

not fully nude. just in my skivvies

[xp_hawkeye]

Betcha a dollar you'll take my questions.

I'm headed your way.

[xp_daredevil]

you better have on pants

[xp_hawkeye]

I have no idea how you managed to convince four respectable people to date you at the same damn time, heathen.

[xp_daredevil]

I don't wear pants

[xp_cypher]

See, your first mistake was thinking I'm respectable, bro. ;-)

[xp_wildchild]

Sam. Ham.

sorry that's all I got, I had 21 5th graders for 5 hours today b/c their 'real' teacher has mumps.

[xp_wildchild]

(IT IS 2023 WHO GETS MUMPS)

[xp_hawkeye]

The kids of antivaxxers, unfortunately.

[xp_catseye]

Wait, I have one:


That Sam-With-Ham, That Sam-With-Ham, I acknowledge that Sam-With-Ham.

I would like his plated ham.

I would like them, Sam-With-Ham.
I would like your plated ham.

I would consume them here or there.
I would consume them anywhere.
I desire your plated ham.
Nay, I yearn for it, Sam-With-Ham.

[xp_liono]

SHARON! it's not your ham.

[xp_catseye]

All food is my food in potentia, Kitten. You'll never know unless you ask.

[xp_darcy]

See. This is exactly why my question was how he managed to have you not filch his ham.

I don't have ham but there is some beef bacon I will share with you if you happen to appear in my suite today. I had the energy to cook it earlier.

[xp_cypher]

There once was a cat from Manhattan
At a mansion that she hung her hat in
She wanted some ham
But a "no thank you ma'am"
Meant a journal would have to have that in

[xp_catseye]

I have a question:

What happened to the ham? I would like the ham.

Okay, less of a question than a declaration.



I do want it, though.

[xp_cannonball]

I would have given you leftovers but Clint ate me outta house and home
I'll cook for you someday kid - promise

[xp_catseye]

Hmm.

Very well. We have a contract.

[xp_cannonball]

.....I now understand why Clint didn't want all of y'all visiting me at the bar at the same time.....

[xp_darcy]

You handled Jubes and I just fine, and I was fresh off a flight.

[xp_cannonball]

2 of y'all is way different from all y'all
I ain't mad about it, but I understand his concern

[xp_hawkeye]

Thank you.

[xp_magik]

when will u be taking questions i have some