Text to Quentin
4 May 2026 08:07 pm(1/2) I dunno how many more of these kinds of things I can take
(2/2) At some point the cost-value proposition of the free rent shifts in the wrong direction right?
(2/2) At some point the cost-value proposition of the free rent shifts in the wrong direction right?
Sms to Sharon
4 May 2026 08:52 amSo what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
And yeah, I know it was you.
And yeah, I know it was you.
XFI
2 May 2026 08:17 pmI have the locations of where one of our own was taken as well as a list of witnesses at those locations. I want everyone to pair up and get as much information you can from the witnesses. Report in once you are done.
[Mel, Sharon] Wrecked
2 May 2026 09:30 pmAfter news of multiple kidnappings, Mel has to deal with another problem: Sharon.
( The world ain't fair at all, 'specially fer our kind, but there's lots of people here workin' hard to set things right. )
( The world ain't fair at all, 'specially fer our kind, but there's lots of people here workin' hard to set things right. )
To All Portal Monitors & eXcal Members
2 May 2026 09:22 pmHey all -
RE: Doc Jean's urgent messaging, the Chapel's locked down and, if you aren't already here, you don't need to come in. Stay where you are and stay safe.
RE: Doc Jean's urgent messaging, the Chapel's locked down and, if you aren't already here, you don't need to come in. Stay where you are and stay safe.
To All Residents — urgent update
2 May 2026 11:03 amWe’ve had multiple coordinated attacks on mansion residents.
Theresa Cassidy is injured. Ashley Crawford is being evaluated. Felicia Hardy, David North, and Logan were attacked but are uninjured.
Emma Frost and Sophie, Phoebe, Irma, and Esme are unresponsive and appear to be in a shared psionic coma.
Kyle Gibney, Celeste, Jessie Drake, Liam Nelson, and Laura Kinney are currently missing.
If you are safe, shelter in place. Lock down your area and do not move unless necessary.
If you are not secure or need assistance, contact us immediately by phone or text. Do not try to handle this alone.
All available adults, check in now. We need to organize search and security immediately. No one moves alone.
Begin securing anyone still on the grounds. Once your area is clear, start a sweep of the mansion and surrounding property. Check every room. If a door is locked and shouldn’t be, open it.
Report in as you clear areas. If something feels wrong, call it in.
Stay in contact. Stay together.
— Jean
Theresa Cassidy is injured. Ashley Crawford is being evaluated. Felicia Hardy, David North, and Logan were attacked but are uninjured.
Emma Frost and Sophie, Phoebe, Irma, and Esme are unresponsive and appear to be in a shared psionic coma.
Kyle Gibney, Celeste, Jessie Drake, Liam Nelson, and Laura Kinney are currently missing.
If you are safe, shelter in place. Lock down your area and do not move unless necessary.
If you are not secure or need assistance, contact us immediately by phone or text. Do not try to handle this alone.
All available adults, check in now. We need to organize search and security immediately. No one moves alone.
Begin securing anyone still on the grounds. Once your area is clear, start a sweep of the mansion and surrounding property. Check every room. If a door is locked and shouldn’t be, open it.
Report in as you clear areas. If something feels wrong, call it in.
Stay in contact. Stay together.
— Jean
For Treason, Act I, Scene iii
2 May 2026 04:12 pmAs reports of the kidnappings or attempts come in, the mansion residents respond.
( I've got multiple panic alarm messages. What do we know? Who's been hit? )
( I've got multiple panic alarm messages. What do we know? Who's been hit? )
For Treason, Act I, Scene ii
2 May 2026 10:08 am14 is visiting Emma at Frost Enterprises, and Celeste goes to take a bio break and deal with her ringing hangover. And then things get -really- psychedelic, and she hallucinates…herself?
( Ugh. Dull. )
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Felicia and North enjoy a brunch at a favorite spot, except they get interrupted by a precognitive spike. And then a number of things go just their way, almost like they’re just lucky that way.
( Yes, ple–. )
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Kyle and Terry are doing All The Wedding Planning. Current task: find a decent caterer. A van even pulls right up to them! Except those aren’t caterers, unless you count bullets…
( GO UP! )
( Ugh. Dull. )
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Felicia and North enjoy a brunch at a favorite spot, except they get interrupted by a precognitive spike. And then a number of things go just their way, almost like they’re just lucky that way.
( Yes, ple–. )
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Kyle and Terry are doing All The Wedding Planning. Current task: find a decent caterer. A van even pulls right up to them! Except those aren’t caterers, unless you count bullets…
( GO UP! )
For Treason, Act I, Scene i
2 May 2026 10:00 amA morning out and about in Salem Center goes quickly awry for Laura and Liam. One minute you’re talking about butts, and the next minute you’re getting flashbanged and abducted.
( Liam. Run. )
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Jessie and Ashley have had brunch and are going to see a show! Unfortunately, they don’t get there because they are rudely interrupted by kidnappers. And Ashley embiggens.
( Ow! What the... hell... )
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Logan takes his motorbike to go get groceries. It’s a lovely morning, right up until the gunfire starts.
They shoulda brought more guys.
( Deploy. GO GO GO! )
( Liam. Run. )
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Jessie and Ashley have had brunch and are going to see a show! Unfortunately, they don’t get there because they are rudely interrupted by kidnappers. And Ashley embiggens.
( Ow! What the... hell... )
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Logan takes his motorbike to go get groceries. It’s a lovely morning, right up until the gunfire starts.
They shoulda brought more guys.
( Deploy. GO GO GO! )
Kyle & Terry | Things Are Getting Really Real
26 Apr 2026 02:23 pmTerry and Kyle pick up their official 'save the date' cards and invitations. (Slightly backdated)
( That's really sweet and I don't know what to say about it... )
( Save the Date )
( Invitation )
( That's really sweet and I don't know what to say about it... )
( Save the Date )
( Invitation )
...
30 Apr 2026 02:14 amAwake at 3AM with five simultaneous migraines is just the best.
If anyone needs us tomorrow, no you do not.
If anyone needs us tomorrow, no you do not.
back dated log: Liam and Sharon
15 Jul 2025 08:22 pmSharon finds out what Liam is doing now that he's 18 and confronts him. And fish.
( Kitten is taking a break from his hussy ways. )
( Kitten is taking a break from his hussy ways. )
Search maintenance
22 Apr 2026 09:19 amHappy Wednesday!
I'm taking search offline sometime today to upgrade the server to a new instance type. It should be down for a day or so -- sorry for the inconvenience. If you're curious, the existing search machine is over 10 years old and was starting to accumulate a decade of cruft...!
Also, apparently these older machines cost more than twice what the newer ones cost, on top of being slower. Trying to save a bit of maintenance and cost, and hopefully a Wednesday is okay!
Edited: The other cool thing is that this also means that the search index will be effectively realtime afterwards... no more waiting a few minutes for the indexer to catch new content.
OH MY EVERYTHING
21 Apr 2026 07:59 pmGUESS WHAT WHOLE MILK BITCH HAS A LINE ON TICKETS FOR CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL
At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time tothe devil the fucking grind of helping with youth theater
At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time to
[Sooraya, Haller] The Mess You Made
21 Apr 2026 08:55 amNow that the chaos has settled, it's time for the clean-up.
( I don't know if Madin is gonna be any more happy with this, to be honest. )
( I don't know if Madin is gonna be any more happy with this, to be honest. )