Guthrie Invasion Imminent

[xp_cannonball]

Siblings arrive tomorrow morning. 
Please be patient. None of them have ever been this far north or in such a populated area before, and the only mutants in our hometown live here now. They're going to gape- it's not a judgement thing it's more they've never seen life like this before outside movies and pictures.
Thank you all for attempting to be chill about the sudden influx of Appalachian teenagers. Much appreciated.

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[xp_lusized]

I won't promise not to flirt with the oldest one, but I will promise to do a food tour if you wanna take them to go eat 12.7 things they've never eaten.

also might be able to score Wicked tickets, they'll be terrible seats but I might know a guy who knows a gal who slept with a gal who sold things I can't talk about on here

[xp_cannonball]

I mean... Lizzie's in college on a softball scholarship
I can't say for certain she's battin fer yer team but also she's on a softball scholarship

[xp_lusized]

Well she's batting for someone's team! :)