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xp_cannonball ([personal profile] xp_cannonball) wrote2023-07-28 11:12 pm

Text to Clint Barton

[1/2] Hi, it's Sam. The bartender from Kirby's?
[2/2] Did you mean to give me your number?
xp_hawkeye: (pic#15382864)

[personal profile] xp_hawkeye 2023-07-29 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[1/5] I listen to whatever Pandora plays
[2/5] for me when I'm at work. And lately
[3/5] that's been a lot of Orville Peck
[4/5] ever since I made a station based
[5/5] off his cover of 'Fancy.'


Several minutes later...


[1/3] Yeah, man, I can see what that'd hit hard.
[2/3] But you're like. Okay, look, don't take
[3/3] this in a weird way, but you're like healthy?
xp_hawkeye: (horrified - hands over face)

[personal profile] xp_hawkeye 2023-07-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[1/4] So at first I was like, 'Wait halfway blown up what'
[2/4] but then I remembered some of the things I've been
[3/4] through in my life and like. I'm not a hypocrite.
[4/4] But still, try and stay away from explosives if you can.